How the company views its Employees. (HE VS SHE)

How the Company Views its Employees
1. The family picture is on HIS desk. Ah, a solid, responsible family man.
The family picture is on HER desk. Umm, her family will come before her career.
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2. HIS desk is cluttered. He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.
HER desk is cluttered. She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain
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3. HE is talking with his co-workers. He must be discussing the latest deal
SHE is talking with her co-workers. She must be gossiping.
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4. HE's not at his desk. He must be at a meeting.
SHE's not at her desk. She must be in the ladies' room.
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5. HE's not in the office. He's meeting with customers.
SHE's not in the office. She must be out shopping.
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6. HE's having lunch with the boss. He's on his way up.
SHE's having lunch with the boss. They must be having an affair.
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7. The boss criticised HIM. He'll improve his performance.
The boss criticized HER. She'll be very upset.
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8. HE got an unfair deal. Did he get angry?
SHE got an unfair deal. Did she cry?
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9. HE's getting married. He'll get more settled.
SHE's getting married. She'll get pregnant and leave.
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10. HE's having a baby. He'll need a raise.
SHE's having a baby. She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits.
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11. HE's going on a business trip. It's good for his career.
SHE's going on a business trip. What does her husband say?
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12. HE's leaving for a better job. He knows how to recognise a good opportunity.
SHE's leaving for a better job. Women are not dependable.

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