Complicated Thought Process of Men

Complicated Thought Process of Men
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u Don't , he says u are PROUD .
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If u DRESS Nicely , he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don't , he says u are from VILLAGE .
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If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ; If u keep QUIET , he says u have no BRAINS .
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If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT .
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If u don't L ove him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u Love him! , he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
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If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; If u do !! he says u are CHEAP.
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If u tell him your PROBLEM , he says u are TROUBLESOME; If u don't , he says that u don't TRUST him.
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If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
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If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
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If u SMOKE , u are BAD girl; If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
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If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK ; If he does WELL , it's BRAINS.
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If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!