Q: Why do women live longer than men?A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
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Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished
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There is a small gap between confidence & over confidence.YOU can kiss your Girlfrd is confidence.ONLY YOU can kiss ur Girlfrd is over confidence
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Teacher: Aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao jise banayato aadmi ne hai par fir bhi wo wahan par ja nahi sakta?Papu: LADIES TOILET!
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Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle.Policeman gives hand to stop.Santa shouted: Oye pagal,pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega?
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Bhikari-sahab ek rupiya de do. Sahab-tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte. Bhikari-abe tereek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?
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Guy.-Do u know,wen i was a kid so many girls wantd to kiss me,i allowed, but now i want 2 kiss so many girls,but they dont allow. SELFISH GIRLS
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Excuse...me what is ur sms account no ? i want to check...some error is there...kyon ki sms jata to hai par aata nahi hai....
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