Before & After Marriege:
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you? After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don?t come near me, Paray hatt tuu,
Sardar to his Wife:
Sardar:Begum aaj chicken bohut maze ki bani hai kia koi khaas masala lagaya hai ? Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.
Sardar to Wife:
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing Balle Balle;->
Whats a grownUp joke?
A sardarji?s boy asked his dad: What is a grownup joke? Sardar ji replied: any joke which is eighteen years old
2 men went to a Callgirl:
2 men went 2 a callgirl. 1st went in and came out n said ?Na my wife is better.? 2nd went in and came out n said ?U R right ur wife is much better.? If Dentist start making movies:
If dentists make films,?
the names will be - *Daant ho na ho *Jaanam brush karo *Aa ab clean karen *Kabhi teeth kabhi gum *Humara daant aapke paas hai!
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