A doctor in Duluth Minnesota wanted to get off work & go hunting, so he approached his assistant. 'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow & don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic & take care of all my patients.'
'Yes, sir!' answers Ole.
The doctor goes hunting & returns the following day & asks:
'So, Ole, How was your day?'
Ole told him that he took care of 3 patients. 'The 1st. one had a Headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'
'Bravo, mate & the 2nd. one?'
Asks the doctor.
'The second one had stomach burning & I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says Ole.
'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this & what about the third one?' asks the Doctor.
'Sir, I was sitting here & suddenly the door opens & a woman enters.
Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her underwear & lies down on the table & shouts:
HELP ME - I haven't seen a man in over two years!!'
'Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole, what did you do?' asks the doctor.
I put drops in her eyes!!
You thought I was sending a dirty joke!!
NOT ME!
Isn't that what you would have done???
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