It's Hell Getting Old

OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!

An 85-year-old man Mushtaq was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam in Lahore.

The doctor gave Mushtaq a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old Mushtaq reappeared at the doctor's clinic and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the Mushtaq explained,

'Well, doctor saab, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
'We even called up Big Abida, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.'

The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbour?' Mushtaq replied,

'You see, none of us could get the jar open.'

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