A blonde guy comes home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.
He rushes upstairs to find his wife n*ked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What happened" he says.
"I'm having a heart attack" cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs and grabs phone and just as he is dialing 911 his 4 year old son comes up and says,
"Daddy! Daddy!.... Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on".....
The guy slams down the phone and storms upstairs into the bedroom past his screaming wife, and rips open the closet door.
Sure enough, there is his brother, totally n*ked, cowering in the closet.
"You Idiot" shouts the husband,
"my wife's having a heart attack and your running around scaring the kids!!!!"
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