If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
Just remove the damn battery
from the clock and Enjoy life!
Expecting the world to treat u fairly
coz u r a good person is like
expecting the lion not to attack
u coz u r a vegetarian.
Think about it.
Every lady hopes
that her daughter will marry a
etter man than she did
and is convinced that her son will never
find a wife as good as his father did!!!
He was a good man. He never smoked,
drank had no affair.
When he died, the insurance
company refused the claim.
They said, he who never
lived, cannot die!
A man threw his wife in
a pond of Crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the
Animal Rights Activists for being
cruel to the Crocodiles!
So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
jumping from a building,
lying on train tracks,
but we chose Marriage, slow sure!
Only 20 percent boys have brains,
rest have girlfriends!
All desirable things in life are either
illegal, banned, expensive
or married to someone else!
Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di??? (which one you choose?)
10% of road accidents are
due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical
statement that
90% of accidents are due to
driving without drinking!
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