A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple
of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, cl
ean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is
on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping. Love You!"
Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and sure enough ther=
e is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last nig
ht?"
His son says, "Well, yo came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when
you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks, "So, why is everything
in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I sho
uld expect a big quarrel with her!"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tr
ied to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, "LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M M
ARRIED!"
Moral : Self-induced hangover - $400.00
Broken crockery - $800.00
Breakfast - $10.00
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk - "PRICELESS"
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