1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confir=
m that
2. the nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!
3. The more the makeup, worse the looks...
4. "99% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 1% would always=
be in your company."............ .....100% true
=20
5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.
6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will let you kno=
w in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed..
7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends with you.
8. Theory of relativity.. ....
The more u run towards a hot chick....the more she goes away from u...
9. Rule 1: Even if you got her out alone... just when you are about to let =
her know about your feelings...she will spot a long lost friend( I guess fr=
om Kumbh ka Mela)=20
Corollary to rule 1: The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a =
girl on a private chat, the more probability the long lost friend she disco=
vered is a handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1
Axiom 1: The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before=
things work out, but ultimately it will (somesmile for the guys)
10. the day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you will be the d=
ay when-
1. You are dressed badly
2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life
3.Have a bad hair day
11. all the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go around with =
u and ruin ur money,health and leave u a total wreck.
12. the more seriously u like a girl...the more seriously her dad will hate=
u
13. the love you shower a girl with is directly proportional to the number =
of bullets her dad will be showering at you.
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