Marwadi Sales Guy

A keen immigrant Indian Marwadi lad applied for a salesman's job at London
's premier downtown department store. In fact, it was the biggest store in
the world - you could get anything there.

The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?" "Yes sir, I was
a salesman in India ", replied the lad. The boss liked the cut of him and
said, "You can start tomorrow and I'll come and see you."

The day was long and arduous for the young man, but he got through it. And
finally 6:00 PM came around. The boss duly fronted up and asked, "How many
sales did you make today?" "Sir, Just ONE sale." said the young salesman. "
Only one sale?" blurted the boss. "No! No! You see here, most of my staff m
ake 20 or 30 sales a day. "If you want to keep this job, you'd better be do
ing better than just one sale. By the way "How much was the sale worth?"

=3D 93300534.00 pounds" said the young Marwadi. "What"," How did you manage
that?" asked the flabbergasted boss.

"Well", said the salesman, "This man came in and I sold him a small fish ho
ok, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook. Then I sell him new
fishing rod and some fishing gear. Then I asked him where he was going fis
hing and he said down the coast. So I told him he'd be needing a boat, so I
took him down to the boat department and sold him that twenty-foot schoone
r with the twin engines. Then he said his Volkswagen probably wouldn't be a
ble to pull it, so I took him to our automotive department and sold him tha
t new Deluxe 4X4 Blazer.

I then asked him where he'll be staying, and since he had no accommodation,
I took him to camping department and sold him one of those new igloo 6-sle
eper camper tents. Then the guy said, while we're at it, I should throw in
about $100 worth of groceries and two cases of beer.

The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, "You sold all that
to a guy who came in for a fish hook!!"

"No" answered the salesman, "he came in to buy a box of Sanitary napkins fo
r his wife and I said to him, "Si r, Your weekends screwed anyway, you migh
t as well go fishing."

Boss - "You sit in my chair........"