Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, andvalues.Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?"Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?"
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A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of myIntelligence come from?"The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it from your mother,cause I still have mine"
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Mr Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce CourtJudge said,"And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week""That's very fair, your honour," the husband said. "And every now andthen I'll try to send her a few bucks myself,"
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A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said, "I don'tlike the looks of your wife at all,""Me neither doc," said the husband. "But she's a great cook and reallygood with the kids.-----------------------------------------------------------------------
Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez."How was he killed?" asked one detective."With a golf gun," the other detective replied."A golf gun? What is a golf gun?""I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."
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This guy has been sitting in a bar all night, staring at a blondewearing the tightest pants he's ever seen.Finally his curiosity gets the best of him, so he walks over and asks,"How do you get into those pants?"The young woman looks him over and replies, "Well, you could start by buying me a drink."
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Grandpa was driving with his 9 year old granddaughter and beeped thehorn by mistake.She turned and looked at him for an explanation He said, "I did that byaccident."She replied, "I know that, Grandpa."He replied, "How did you know?"
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