Have you heard of our Santa and Banta applying to a medical school to become a doctor? Needless to say he never made it. You know why? These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.
Antibody - against everyone
Artery - The study of the paintings.
Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria.
Cesarean section - a district in Rome.
Cardiology - advance study of poker playing.
Cat scan - searching for lost kitty.
Chronic - neck of a crow.Coma - punctuation mark.
Cortisone - area around local court.
Cyst - short for sister.
Diagnosis - person with slanted nose.
Dilate - the late British Princess
Diana.Dislocation - in this place.
Duodenum - couple in blue jeans.
Enema - not a friend.Fake labour - pretending to work.
Genes - blue denim.Hernia - she is close by.
Impotent - distinguished/well known.
Labour pain - hurt at work.Lactose - people without toes.
Lymph - walk unsteadily.Microbes - small dressing gown.
Obesity - city of Obe.Pacemaker - winner of
Nobel peace prize.Proteins - in favor of teens.Pulse - grain.Pus - small cat.Red blood count - Dracula.Secretion - hiding anything.Tablet - small table.Ultrasound - radical noise.
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