Sweetest Proposal by a KG class BoyBoy:Kya TU mujhse shadi kalegi?Gal:NahiBoy:Kalle na plzGal:nahi mai nahi kalungi.......Boy:kall na didi plzzzzzzzzzz ...............................................
Girls Collage mai Strike ho gai,Sabhi girls Nare Laga rahi hai,Girls k satth Boys bhi unka satth de rahe hai,Girls NE Nare lagate huye "HAMARI MANGE....,Piche se Awaz aye,"SINDUR SE BHARO....". ...............................................
Wife : Ek baat bolu??Husband : BoloWife : Maaroge to nahi?Husbund : Nahi to, kya baat hai?Wife : mai pregnant HunHusband : Hurray!!! Its gud news, Dar kyu rahi thi??Wife : College ke dino mai papa ko bataya tha to badi maar padi thi. ...............................................
Lalu Goes 2A Shop & Asks:A Bandarva Ka Photu Kitne Ka He Re?Shopkepper: Who Phutwa Nahin Sahib Wo To Seesa (Mirror) Hai!
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