The Infosys and Sholay joke

• Amitabh : Mausi ladka "Infosys " mein kaam karta hai…
• Mausi : Hai raam…
• Amitabh : Aajkal allocated bhi hai…
• Mausi : To kya kabhi unallocated ( i.e. bench pe) bhi rahta hai????
• Amitabh : Ab C rating waalon ka allocation itni asaani se kahaan hota hai mausi …
• Mausi : To kya C rating bhi aati hai uski????
• Amitabh : Project manager se ladaai karne ke baad A ya uske upar ki rating to nahin na milti hai mausi…
• Mausi : To kya ladaaku bhi hai????
• Amitabh : Ab onsite jaane ko na mile to ho jaati hai kabhi-kabhi anban …
• Mausi : To kya onsite bhi nahin gayaa aaj tak????
• Amitabh : Ab civil engineers ka Visa itni jaldi kahaan lagta hai mausi…
• Mausi : To kya ladka civil engineer hai???? Engineering kaun se college se kiya hai????
• Amitabh : Bas uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar kar denge
• Amitabh : To kya main rishta pakka samjhun mausi ??
• Mausi : Bhale hi hamaari Basanti call center waale se shaadi kar le, par INFY waale se kabhi nahin karegi…….