Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,
Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai, Maardalegi kya?
Dil dena hai to de, Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?
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Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?
Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai.
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Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai..
Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai..
Kya iske peeche koi plan hai..
Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai..
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Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato ka kutta kate to kya karne ka?
Circuite: simple he na bhai, bole to bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka.
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God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?” Swarg ya narak?
Apun bola narak.
Maloom kyon?
Tum saala dost log udharich milega. Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga.
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Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!
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Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai,
Jhakz bole to,apun hira 2 moti, Apun sabji 2 roti,apun pani 2 tanki,
Apun tarzan 2 monkey.
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Apun ek sher bolega, Choro Taraf Chand fenkrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai night, Band karne ka tube light, Aur soneka tight, Boleto, Bye Good Night..
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